Meanings for women drivers

First gear--------reverse
Brakes------------switch off the start
Clutch------------hold wheel tight
Stop Sign---------leave your car here
One Way Street----avoid oncoming cars
Sreet Lights---------Christmas trees
Car’s Lights---------always on
Horn-----------------deer and cattle
Warnings-----------people waving up front
Second gear--------press two pedals at the
same time
Third gear---------press all pedals
Neutral-------------don’t get involved
Parking Lot--------safe people
Fuel tank-----------army’s vehicle
Ignition-------------light a match
RPM-----------------Bless you
Hood----------------bad boy
Seat Belt------------Sit on it
U Turn-------------you do it
Ticket--------------green stamps
Driver's Licence--leave at home
Engine-------------somewhere
4Wheel Drive-----a driver for each wheel
Police--------------Laugh you're on Candid Camera
Railroad Crossing-----cross yoursef when passing
60 Speed Limit Sign------limited speed for drivers over 60