Monday, August 10, 2009

Sorry: Part two

Sorry: 13_ In a dear john letter,she says she's sorry but it's john who really is.
14_The guy shows a full of aces by the kings, the pot is up to 460 000,you show him your 4 queens and you say "Sorry", he's sore indeed.
15_You show a full............................................he says it.
16_The theater's on fire,you let your girl run for herself,you smash an old lady on the head so you can pass by, you walk on two nuns,crush heads,in the stampede you knock two kids to the ground you keep running and repeat sorry,sorry,sorry............sorry.
17_You're living in your best friend's place, he's looking for his tush but you smoked it all while he was away.......you tell him_ sorry.
18_In court the judge ask you how you manage to kill 19 persons,rape all these young girls(37 or more) and rob 4 banks in only a week_You: " I'm sorry".
19_In a lift with 16 other persons you let out a gigantic fart ....sorry.
20_You go to the burial of your worst ennemy, the 26 year old widow looking something like center fold on playboy is in front of you ..... Ohhh I'm so sorry, can I do
anything that would ease your pain and lower: " Don't stay alone tonight,I can watch this evening with you"_"Why thank you, if it's not a bother I accept"_You step slowly away wondering if she'll give head while crying, you get a hard on, hiding it with a church book.

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