To Care

Care: 1_concern.
2_to tend to.
3_Doing what's needed for.
Take care: 4_No need to say, you always take care of yourself.
Take good care: 5_That's about someone else,property,family,kids and whatever.
Do care: 6_Generaly you don't.
Would you care: 7_It's something you hate; Work,homework,cleaning,washing dishes.
Some care: 8_Minimum caring.
Tender care: 9_Motherly caring or gentle and smooth fucking,eating pussy.
Careless: 10_Happy go lucky,don't give a damn,brutal anal fuck,forcing her to blow.
Care to: 11_ Don't forget or else.
Care of: 12_Her dad will throw it in the trash can.
Care about: 13_You shouldn't but you do.
Main care: 14_If you don't, it's gonna be your ass, man.
It' your care: 15_You fucked it up.
My care: 16_Not yours, keep yo' cotton pickin' hands out of it.
Did care: 17_Some date you couldn't forget; her husband was out of town.
He cared: 18_Would you believe it?
She cared: 19_So finaly you got to fuck her.
Don't care: 20_You don't give a shit.
Don't care(2) 21_You do, but you pretend you don't.
Don't care(3) 22_She fucked that other shit head, you pretend you had no sex desire for that
hot bitch.
Caring person: 23_Not you, you're talking about your stupid neighbor.
Caring attitude: 24_You must fake it to get her to go to bed with you.
Careless attitude: 25_You fake it 'cause you've guessed she wants to reform you,the price of
her success; A full night of savage screwing.
Don't you care: 26_Of course you don't,that's why he/she's asking you.
You musn't care: 27_It must be a good deal since they tell you not to pay attention to it.
Care not: 28_Same thing, except; It's a real cunt speaking.
You must care: 29_Shit no!!!

A whole page just for one word: SORRY

sorry; 1_I bumped into you even though I saw you but I'm in a hurry.2_You bumped in me even though you saw me,so I say it for you.3_I bumped into you 'cause I was looking elsewhere,so what the fuck.4_I bumped you in purpose just for the feel of your tits,I play innocent.5_You bumped my girl friend,I punch your nose,you start pissing blood and fall down on your ass, I'm not sorry at all but I say it anyway.6_What you just said is wrong, I'm going to correct it,you're going to look stupid.7_You missed your train by a mere 25 seconds cause I took my time to issue your ticket,the next train is due in 3 hours but it will be 30 minutes late.8_Same thing for your plane except you'll have to take the next one tomorrow in the after noon .What time? Oh let me see; ah yes 5:41 pm, sorry.9_I thought it was the guy who's always make the wrong numbers when I'm under the shower, I said "You motherfucking cunt" before my boss could talk.10_".....but you'll have to come with me"He just caught you stealing in the supermarket".(You wanted to offer that beautiful bikini to your girl but it was too damned expensive).11_The plane is going down and will certainly crash,you say it to your seat neighboor who looks distressed.12_You stuck your dick in the wrong hole and she screamed in pain.(to be followed downward).

Sorry: Part two

Sorry: 13_ In a dear john letter,she says she's sorry but it's john who really is.
14_The guy shows a full of aces by the kings, the pot is up to 460 000,you show him your 4 queens and you say "Sorry", he's sore indeed.
15_You show a full............................................he says it.
16_The theater's on fire,you let your girl run for herself,you smash an old lady on the head so you can pass by, you walk on two nuns,crush heads,in the stampede you knock two kids to the ground you keep running and repeat sorry,sorry,sorry............sorry.
17_You're living in your best friend's place, he's looking for his tush but you smoked it all while he was away.......you tell him_ sorry.
18_In court the judge ask you how you manage to kill 19 persons,rape all these young girls(37 or more) and rob 4 banks in only a week_You: " I'm sorry".
19_In a lift with 16 other persons you let out a gigantic fart ....sorry.
20_You go to the burial of your worst ennemy, the 26 year old widow looking something like center fold on playboy is in front of you ..... Ohhh I'm so sorry, can I do
anything that would ease your pain and lower: " Don't stay alone tonight,I can watch this evening with you"_"Why thank you, if it's not a bother I accept"_You step slowly away wondering if she'll give head while crying, you get a hard on, hiding it with a church book.

Few political meanings

Crusades---------over a thousand years ago
Axe of evil-------France, France and France
Weapons of mass destruction(WMD)--------stocked everywhere except in Irak
COS---------------french military outfit in Aghanistan (what the fuck is the axe of evil under american command for)
Blair--------------in the bush
Technology-----european aptitude of making things worse than they were
Bullshit----------administation's propaganda
Rice--------------hard to cook, hard to digest, hard to shit
Hannibal--------Wouldn't listen to allies' advice (him too)
Neocons---------new cunts

Go at it again

Misspelling----------whut?
Apple-----------------Adam, don't eat it !!!
Pope------------------President ot the Catholics
President------------Shit man,flushes the world down the drain
Pacific----------------Big amount of salty water
Salt--------------------chlorate and sodium, makes you thirsty
Mob-------------------herd of humans
Followers------------moronic characters
Shag------------------eating apple
Slam------------------rhooooooooooooo !
Dick-------------------good friend
Dickhead-------------tries to look like a good friend

What's more

Cynicism--------make derision of
Cynical----------said of people not giving credit to bullshit
Puritanism------“better than thou” trend, more than high morals
Puritan---------- hypocrite
Sacred-----------has to do with murder
Religion---------backs up power
Justice-----------backs up power
Police------------backs up power
Murder-----------backs up power
Citizen-----------over taxed sucker
Abandoned------New Orleans
Virgin------------(??????????)
Faithful-----------dogs

Now you'll know that....

Refunds-----virtual return
Oppress-----liberate
Aggressive----strangers
Frankly--------speaking like a frank
Revelations----useless warnings
Democracy-----extinct form of government
Lies-------------political speech
Cover-up-------top secret
Friendly fire-----sweet death
WMDs-----------administrations
Soldiers----------enlisted or appointed killers
Rebels----------soldiers from the other side
Heroes----------dead soldiers
Bastards---------dead soldiers or civilians from the other side.
Franks-----------french ancestors as well as the celts

More meanings

Smart-----------successful use of one’s brain
Smart Alec------stupid
Intelligent-------understanding dude
Women---------Smarter than men
Men-------------Suckers
Thinking--------trying to outline patterns
Think------------you’re lost
One-track mind-----when there’s no two ways about it
Dude--------man on dudy
Obey-----------submit
Repeat--------shoot again
Alive---------missed target
Cajun--------Louisiana redneck
Frog----------french speaking males

Meanings for women drivers

First gear--------reverse
Brakes------------switch off the start
Clutch------------hold wheel tight
Stop Sign---------leave your car here
One Way Street----avoid oncoming cars
Sreet Lights---------Christmas trees
Car’s Lights---------always on
Horn-----------------deer and cattle
Warnings-----------people waving up front
Second gear--------press two pedals at the
same time
Third gear---------press all pedals
Neutral-------------don’t get involved
Parking Lot--------safe people
Fuel tank-----------army’s vehicle
Ignition-------------light a match
RPM-----------------Bless you
Hood----------------bad boy
Seat Belt------------Sit on it
U Turn-------------you do it
Ticket--------------green stamps
Driver's Licence--leave at home
Engine-------------somewhere
4Wheel Drive-----a driver for each wheel
Police--------------Laugh you're on Candid Camera
Railroad Crossing-----cross yoursef when passing
60 Speed Limit Sign------limited speed for drivers over 60