Wednesday, May 31, 2006

To be

To be--- sums up what a person does
Identity----First loss of privacy
Nationality----Under the control of a nation
Freedom----State of mind, can be found inside coffins
Democracy----Said of governments involving citizens' votes to help administration control the same citizens
War----killing frenzy
Bush----to beat around and straight on if possible
Charge----Used in courts of justice to incriminate citizens

Sunday, May 28, 2006

You definitely need definitions

This is an example of misunderstanding:
This young girl on a touring trip visits a ranch in Texas, she speaks good english with a slight european accent.
The lady meets the owner and ask him ; " Are the calves as horny as the bulls"
The texan ranch owner - " ????????"
OK, clear ; She was talking about ' longhorns' but it took some explanation.

The English-English dictionary is a must.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

What do that means ?

You can't find meanings on that in dictionaries:
That guy is about 75, he's got a fairly big white mustache, wears a grey cap, dresses the same winter or summer and he rides his bicycle all over town. He rides alongside the beach, around the old town, on the canal road and over bridges, on the small streets and on boulevards, everywhere around Frontignan.
He sings loud as he rides, songs one never heard before, he sings pretty bad but doesn't worry about it. As soon as one song is over, he starts another one and keeps riding his bicycle for hours and keep singing away as he rides. He hears nothing, pays attention to no one, not even red lights or cops can stop him. Ride man, ride.
????? Why? What does it mean ? Helllpp !

Monday, May 15, 2006

more meanings

Bermudas----------long shorts
Between--------best position
Schizoid---------looking through distorting glass
Human-----------made by God
God---------------made by man
Kidnapping-------business
Abduct------------kidnapping
Money-------------Tickets
Beetles-------------Rock & Roll singers
Benefactor---------fucker
Beneficiary--------pregnant
Beneath------------asking for benefits

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

And.......

We can resume our work. Yes, that coffee was good, thx.

-Bridegroom--------sucker
-Cradle--------------first bed
-coffin---------------last bed
-Criminal------------bad boy
-Character-----------somebody
-Somebody----------anybody
-Drunk----------------normal state
-Downcast----------- fucked up
-Dreadful--------------ugly
-Down-and-out-------car owner
-Bad girl----------------good girl
-Nervous breakdown---cracking up
-Toothache-----------pain in the ass
- Abandon ------------throw away
-Slut--------------------good girl
-Whore---------------very good girl
-Tart -------------------girl
-Wife-------------------neighboor's girl
-Prostitute-------------smart girl
-Bitch------------------girl who won't fuck with you
Hopping to be of some help for the various english-speaking mates around the world we'll stop
our English-English Dictionary for today and will post more tomorrow.Cheers.

english words for the english

English speaking people are widely occupying the web. You have the Brits from UK(minority)
Americans (US), Liberians, Aussies and N.Zeelanders and so on, toping all this you have all the bilinguals coming from every nation in the world.
So let's start an english-english dictionary(you can help).
We won't order it like a b c ..... we take a few words and start:
-Drunk--- Pissed
-Paranoid-----Over-cautious
-Alcohol-----Booze
-Brandy----Booze
-Pastis------Booze
-Whisky-----Booze
-abdomen-----Tummy
-abashed-----Fucked up
-bottles-------Empties
We'll keep on whith this task later, after a few cups of coffee, four lumps yes, thank you.